tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-342071382011-07-28T18:50:31.997-07:006-word stories from a solitary soul.ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comBlogger1451100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-45450461653379336002009-09-25T20:48:00.001-07:002009-09-25T20:52:57.690-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">I dreamt that I was awake.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-4545046165337933600?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-45746964968574073442009-03-22T18:27:00.000-07:002009-03-22T18:28:47.046-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">We have a new website: <a href="http://www.sixfics.com">Sixfics.com</a>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-4574696496857407344?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-44317536765807589112008-10-16T05:44:00.000-07:002008-10-16T05:47:05.189-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Lost his post, post the post.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-4431753676580758911?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-50051423329833978542007-04-07T23:13:00.001-07:002007-04-07T23:13:55.710-07:00<em>The pencil died of lead poisoning.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-5005142332983397854?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-48052088623561109602007-03-30T19:43:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:45:38.386-07:00<em>He. She. They. He. She. They.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-4805208862356110960?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1165084953904189672006-12-02T10:33:00.000-08:002006-12-02T10:42:33.906-08:00<em>46 houses. And not one home.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116508495390418967?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1165084353027165812006-12-02T10:28:00.000-08:002006-12-02T10:32:33.050-08:00<em>The tsunami came just for him.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116508435302716581?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164944255987050622006-11-30T19:32:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:37:35.986-08:00<em>Pythagoras was playing poker with Einstein.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494425598705062?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164943928528290532006-11-30T19:26:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:32:08.526-08:00<em>She auctioned her virginity on ebay.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494392852829053?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164943582142849562006-11-30T19:23:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:26:22.143-08:00<em>Opted for the screen name: Satan.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494358214284956?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164943355888642552006-11-30T19:15:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:22:35.890-08:00<em>Truth gets trounced in the polls.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494335588864255?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164942738560996532006-11-30T19:01:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:14:50.096-08:00<em>Stephen Hawking was an ace conman.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494273856099653?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164942027809845442006-11-30T18:54:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:00:27.820-08:00<em>X fired the Wiimote. Gandhi died.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116494202780984544?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164911318113881642006-11-30T10:27:00.000-08:002006-11-30T10:28:38.126-08:00<em>His life was a sixty seconder.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116491131811388164?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164911200195654772006-11-30T10:21:00.000-08:002006-11-30T10:26:40.196-08:00<em>God save the star spangled banner.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116491120019565477?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164910843649974962006-11-30T10:10:00.000-08:002006-11-30T10:20:43.660-08:00<em>When Mr. Left turns Mr. Right.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116491084364997496?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164910180317645312006-11-30T10:02:00.000-08:002006-11-30T10:09:40.330-08:00<em>Destiny screws him without exchanging vows.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116491018031764531?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1164909555342949892006-11-30T09:52:00.000-08:002006-11-30T09:59:15.366-08:00<em>The mom became a child again.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-116490955534294989?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158381740783286662006-09-15T21:32:00.000-07:002006-09-15T21:42:20.783-07:00<em>She was nun of the above.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115838174078328666?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158381120940928212006-09-15T21:20:00.000-07:002006-09-15T21:32:07.000-07:00<em>The Old Testament, now in SMS!</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115838112094092821?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158336271758152092006-09-15T08:52:00.000-07:002006-09-15T09:04:31.896-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">The hangman became a news anchor.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115833627175815209?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158335511936776322006-09-15T08:19:00.000-07:002006-09-15T08:51:52.113-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Why I wore a pansy nightgown.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115833551193677632?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158333469300474422006-09-15T08:00:00.000-07:002006-09-15T08:17:56.553-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">God loses to Devil in polls.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115833346930047442?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158332292889539342006-09-15T07:49:00.000-07:002006-09-15T08:00:33.263-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Success dumps Failure. Seeks new suitor.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115833229288953934?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158331707333560522006-09-15T07:43:00.000-07:002006-09-15T07:48:33.160-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">The unborn twins swore at her.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115833170733356052?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158297052841596212006-09-14T22:07:00.000-07:002006-09-14T22:11:35.720-07:00<em>The snail and the rat race.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829705284159621?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158296846346210172006-09-14T22:00:00.000-07:002006-09-14T22:07:26.346-07:00<em>Her past will be his future.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829684634621017?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158296372515065012006-09-14T21:48:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:59:32.616-07:00<em>He holds the world's greatest secret.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829637251506501?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158295703827850022006-09-14T21:41:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:48:23.826-07:00<em>He just couldn't stop writing.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829570382785002?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158295254722779092006-09-14T21:37:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:40:54.723-07:00<em>Lois Lane gives birth to triplets.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829525472277909?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158295018909141152006-09-14T21:34:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:37:44.166-07:00<em>Calvin, Dennis and Charlie Brown, kidnapped.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829501890914115?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158294816543369212006-09-14T21:28:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:33:36.543-07:00<em>You could swap bodies in here.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829481654336921?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158294345668571462006-09-14T21:18:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:25:45.670-07:00<em>Son at noon. Dad at night.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829434566857146?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158293883281951502006-09-14T21:14:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:18:03.283-07:00<em>Any problem. It had the solution.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829388328195150?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158293564878667662006-09-14T21:11:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:12:44.880-07:00<em>Bin Laden wins Nobel Peace Prize.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829356487866766?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158293439568244882006-09-14T21:05:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:10:39.570-07:00<em>Ping Pong, President. Ding Dong, Veep.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829343956824488?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158293096423279602006-09-14T21:00:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:04:56.423-07:00<em>The tormentor had four more lives.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829309642327960?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158292842411616952006-09-14T20:57:00.000-07:002006-09-14T21:00:42.413-07:00<em>Two charmers want the same woman.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829284241161695?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158292643314521562006-09-14T20:55:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:57:23.316-07:00<em>A serial killer named Agatha Christie.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829264331452156?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158292524618507882006-09-14T20:54:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:55:24.620-07:00<em>It was the statues' day out.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829252461850788?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158292345646835302006-09-14T20:42:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:53:03.956-07:00<em>4:53 AM, President. 4:59 AM, Ex-President.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829234564683530?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158291618942374472006-09-14T20:36:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:40:18.943-07:00<em>"Henceforth, there shall be no Sundays."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829161894237447?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158291338746894232006-09-14T20:29:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:35:38.746-07:00<em>Statue of Liberty is not safe.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829133874689423?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158290876483490662006-09-14T20:26:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:29:15.676-07:00<em>Yeti launches PR blitz. Repositions himself.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829087648349066?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158290621103029592006-09-14T20:14:00.000-07:002006-09-14T20:23:41.216-07:00<em>Polygamous padre preaches about Virgin Mary.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115829062110302959?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158246828031058962006-09-14T08:06:00.000-07:002006-09-14T08:17:48.896-07:00<em>Santa wins KBC. Banta wins Mastermind.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115824682803105896?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158246389772497822006-09-14T08:05:00.000-07:002006-09-14T08:06:29.783-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">One fine day, all shadows vanished.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115824638977249782?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158245428448973532006-09-14T07:25:00.000-07:002006-09-14T08:14:25.956-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">"Uh oh! My kidney is missing."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115824542844897353?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158243926276664442006-09-14T07:19:00.000-07:002006-09-14T07:25:26.356-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">The phone rang. It was Netaji.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115824392627666444?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158214729875024672006-09-13T23:11:00.000-07:002006-09-13T23:18:49.876-07:00<em>Nobody suspected the cutesy parrots.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821472987502467?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158214255298357272006-09-13T23:07:00.000-07:002006-09-13T23:10:55.300-07:00<em>The children took teachers as hostages.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821425529835727?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158213972432227832006-09-13T22:56:00.000-07:002006-09-13T23:06:12.433-07:00"Why was I a born sucker?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821397243222783?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158213340805414032006-09-13T22:47:00.000-07:002006-09-13T22:56:07.906-07:00<em>It's out: Mr. Universe is gay.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821334080541403?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158212819252397082006-09-13T22:41:00.000-07:002006-09-13T22:46:59.253-07:00<em>Yama put in his papers today.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821281925239708?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158212496057909622006-09-13T22:36:00.000-07:002006-09-13T22:41:36.056-07:00<em>"I saw your dreams last night."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821249605790962?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158212194825453172006-09-13T22:25:00.000-07:002006-09-13T22:36:34.833-07:00<em>"Three souls in one body? Impossible!"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821219482545317?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158211485111020702006-09-13T22:23:00.000-07:002006-09-13T22:24:45.113-07:00<em>He rediscovered youth after touching 150.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115821148511102070?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158209964811665102006-09-13T21:50:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:59:24.813-07:00<em>"I am Hitler. Call me Adolf."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820996481166510?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158209412815624022006-09-13T21:46:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:50:12.816-07:00<em>Ku Klux Klan endorses black candidate.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820941281562402?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158209178099287912006-09-13T21:40:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:46:18.100-07:00<em>Osama just did not remember anything.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820917809928791?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158208675388891042006-09-13T21:33:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:39:31.836-07:00<em>Flush once to get an idea.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820867538889104?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158208407986839662006-09-13T21:27:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:33:27.986-07:00<em>He wrote obituaries for a living.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820840798683966?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158208024379905022006-09-13T21:15:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:27:04.456-07:00<em>Can he win the dog show?</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820802437990502?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158207298107041662006-09-13T21:06:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:14:58.116-07:00<em>Prison porridge was a welcome relief.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820729810704166?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158206692405620612006-09-13T21:02:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:06:14.786-07:00<em>...one second before he attained nirvana.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820669240562061?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158206460747913712006-09-13T20:56:00.000-07:002006-09-13T21:01:00.746-07:00<em>The elephant versus a drunken ant.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820646074791371?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158206091497090592006-09-13T20:51:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:56:33.326-07:00<em>"I bought her on Ebay, yesterday."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820609149709059?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158205862485184782006-09-13T20:47:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:51:02.486-07:00<em>The year ended in six months.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820586248518478?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158205597021943022006-09-13T20:43:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:47:28.163-07:00<em>"The Taj Mahal is missing, sir!"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820559702194302?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158205395641464032006-09-13T20:40:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:43:15.640-07:00<em>He had 10 kilos of Cyanide.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820539564146403?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158204955094226842006-09-13T20:26:00.001-07:002006-09-13T20:35:55.093-07:00<em>The insurance inspector smelled a rat.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820495509422684?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158204552141301472006-09-13T20:26:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:39:53.173-07:00<em>The giants woke up as dwarfs.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820455214130147?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158204384681474742006-09-13T20:21:00.000-07:002006-09-13T20:26:24.693-07:00<em>The Tamil baby spoke in Aramaic.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115820438468147474?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158121642438277842006-09-12T21:24:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:27:22.440-07:00<em>"Guess who I saw in Heaven?"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812164243827784?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158121467772669252006-09-12T21:21:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:24:27.780-07:00<em>Prometheus fired for revealing state secret.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812146777266925?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158121190099019742006-09-12T21:18:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:19:50.100-07:00<em>Miss Mary had a little lamp.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812119009901974?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158121089691402852006-09-12T21:16:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:18:09.693-07:00<em>40 thieves versus one deadly conman.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812108969140285?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158120874050424932006-09-12T21:12:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:15:52.126-07:00<em>"Where can I find some peace?"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812087405042493?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158120534269235642006-09-12T21:05:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:11:51.290-07:00<em>He stole my tumour. That rogue.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812053426923564?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158120291725666562006-09-12T21:02:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:04:51.726-07:00<em>He had cracked the Indus script.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812029172566656?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158120147787127172006-09-12T21:00:00.000-07:002006-09-12T21:02:27.786-07:00<em>Mount Everest seemed like a hillock.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115812014778712717?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158119963032045492006-09-12T20:57:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:59:23.033-07:00<em>She had never hurt a fly.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811996303204549?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158119752858214932006-09-12T20:45:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:57:26.740-07:00<em>First the obituary. Then the death.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811975285821493?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158118642233828462006-09-12T20:32:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:37:22.233-07:00<em>The cube had seven faces. Odd.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811864223382846?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158118362197997192006-09-12T20:25:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:32:42.196-07:00<em>The wardrobe malfunction distracted the security.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811836219799719?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158117907836555052006-09-12T20:20:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:25:07.836-07:00<em>Sachin Tendulkar was a hopeless loser.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811790783655505?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158117602632723972006-09-12T20:16:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:20:02.633-07:00<em>All for six cups of blood.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811760263272397?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158117302044692252006-09-12T20:07:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:15:02.046-07:00<em>The monk gave up his monkhood.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811730204469225?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158116808422573712006-09-12T20:01:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:07:12.376-07:00<em>One move. And Kashmir was his.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811680842257371?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158116454516623472006-09-12T19:57:00.000-07:002006-09-12T20:00:54.516-07:00<em>"Isn't that a mushroom cloud?"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811645451662347?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158116176275416172006-09-12T19:53:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:56:16.276-07:00<em>"They need blood, they need blood!"</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811617627541617?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158115830727204502006-09-12T19:48:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:52:29.646-07:00<em>Poisoned by his own little girl.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811583072720450?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158115691155972002006-09-12T19:44:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:51:50.656-07:00<em>"Hotel food tastes like home food."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811569115597200?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158115467108148162006-09-12T19:41:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:44:27.110-07:00<em>The suicide bomber changed his mind.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811546710814816?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158115264724894892006-09-12T19:39:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:41:04.723-07:00<em>Her beauty exchanged for his brains.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811526472489489?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158115135347040682006-09-12T19:34:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:38:55.346-07:00<em>She could fix anything. Even heartbreaks.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811513534704068?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158114837227841902006-09-12T19:25:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:33:57.296-07:00<em>He claimed he was HIV Positive.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115811483722784190?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158037062295094302006-09-11T21:55:00.000-07:002006-09-11T22:00:58.786-07:00<em>The wheels got schizophrenic. Strange indeed.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115803706229509430?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158036869936846762006-09-11T21:52:00.000-07:002006-09-11T21:54:29.936-07:00<em>Born obese in famine stricken Somalia.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115803686993684676?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34207138.post-1158036731686660662006-09-11T21:48:00.000-07:002006-09-11T21:52:11.686-07:00<em>Cancer came. He smiled. Cancer died.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34207138-115803673168666066?l=sixfix.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ananthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15420791151760789453noreply@blogger.com