Death of a writer

The pencil died of lead poisoning.

The Remarriage

He. She. They. He. She. They.

Rich & Restless

46 houses. And not one home.

The Houdini of Death

The tsunami came just for him.

Sneak Peek of Hell

Pythagoras was playing poker with Einstein.

The Sacrifice

She auctioned her virginity on ebay.

God in a chatroom

Opted for the screen name: Satan.

Lie Elected Mayor

Truth gets trounced in the polls.

A Brief History of Crime

Stephen Hawking was an ace conman.

Are Wii real?

X fired the Wiimote. Gandhi died.

The Ad Baby

His life was a sixty seconder.

United States of England

God save the star spangled banner.

The Communist Crime

When Mr. Left turns Mr. Right.

Live-in Relationship

Destiny screws him without exchanging vows.

The Rebirth

The mom became a child again.

Mother Teresa

She was nun of the above.

Jesus Calls

The Old Testament, now in SMS!

Breaking Noose

The hangman became a news anchor.

The Secret Life of Pi

Why I wore a pansy nightgown.

When God Became A Democrat

God loses to Devil in polls.

Two Dogs

Success dumps Failure. Seeks new suitor.

Freedom From Labour

The unborn twins swore at her.

A Life in Slow Motion

The snail and the rat race.

Destiny Remixed

Her past will be his future.

Gossip Monger

He holds the world's greatest secret.

Possessed Parker

He just couldn't stop writing.

Superboys

Lois Lane gives birth to triplets.

The Child Snatcher

Calvin, Dennis and Charlie Brown, kidnapped.

The Changing Room

You could swap bodies in here.

Time Traveller

Son at noon. Dad at night.

Mystic Answering Machine

Any problem. It had the solution.

How The Hawk Became A Dove

Bin Laden wins Nobel Peace Prize.

White House Turns China Town

Ping Pong, President. Ding Dong, Veep.

Undying Spirit

The tormentor had four more lives.

Rasputin Versus Casanova

Two charmers want the same woman.

Clever Murders

A serial killer named Agatha Christie.

Stones with a Soul

It was the statues' day out.

Drama at Dawn

4:53 AM, President. 4:59 AM, Ex-President.

Robocracy

"Henceforth, there shall be no Sundays."

Next Target

Statue of Liberty is not safe.

The Adorable Snowman

Yeti launches PR blitz. Repositions himself.

Confessions of a Sinner Saint

Polygamous padre preaches about Virgin Mary.

Believe it or not

Santa wins KBC. Banta wins Mastermind.

White Out

One fine day, all shadows vanished.

Stolen

"Uh oh! My kidney is missing."

The Bose Who Talks

The phone rang. It was Netaji.

Spy Birds

Nobody suspected the cutesy parrots.

Class Act

The children took teachers as hostages.

The Philosopher Parasite

"Why was I a born sucker?"

Shallow Titles

It's out: Mr. Universe is gay.

A Fleeting Era of Immortality

Yama put in his papers today.

Dream TV

"I saw your dreams last night."

i Cube

"Three souls in one body? Impossible!"

Age Old Secret

He rediscovered youth after touching 150.

Carbon Copy

"I am Hitler. Call me Adolf."

The Voodoo Man

Ku Klux Klan endorses black candidate.

The Memory Bomb

Osama just did not remember anything.

The Magic Potty

Flush once to get an idea.

The Stranger in the Last Cubicle

He wrote obituaries for a living.

Adventures of a Rabies Victim

Can he win the dog show?

The Life of Mr. Tarla Dalal

Prison porridge was a welcome relief.

The Inexplicable Heart Attack

...one second before he attained nirvana.

The Wrestling Match

The elephant versus a drunken ant.

Discount Date

"I bought her on Ebay, yesterday."

Bankrupt

The year ended in six months.

The Incredible Heist

"The Taj Mahal is missing, sir!"

The Man at the Water Works

He had 10 kilos of Cyanide.

The Bubonic Plague Mystery

The insurance inspector smelled a rat.

Chicago Bull

The giants woke up as dwarfs.

Reincarnation of Christ

The Tamil baby spoke in Aramaic.